NAKEY TIME!

Its funny we should start this blog right at the time when I have had for the first time a variation of a very common dream. The elusive, naked dream. In my dream I was not all the way naked, no, I was wearing underwear albeit small underwear and I was walking around town to go meet my family. On the way to meet them I stopped in a store where I was alerted to the fact that being almost naked was not normal and certainly not acceptable. At this point in time I became overly embarrassed and panicked, I didn’t know what to do next. I then realized I was in a clothing store so I started to buy some clothes, after I tried on these clothes I realized that they were obscenely expensive and even though this was a desperate situation, I was late and could not leave the store without new clothes, I could not purchase clothes this expensive, I simply did not have the means. So at this point I tried to make a deal with the shop keeper, just let me wear these clothes across the street to another shop and buy clothes there and I will bring them right back, for collateral you can have my purse. Well this was a dumb idea because she agreed and I went across the street where I realized I again would not be able to buy new clothes because I had left my money in my purse at the other shop. At this point in total frustration I gave up, stole the expensive clothes and left my purse. What this means I couldn’t tell you but no one even knew I was late.