Dreambot 5000

My dreams have been vivid of late and I have remembered a substantial amount from many of them, which is unusual for me. Here is a recent favorite:

In a dream, I saw the Eastern sky grow dark. But in the West, a pale light lingered. A voice was crying, "Doom is near at hand, Isildur's Bane is found." Just kidding, that's Boromir's dream. Mine went like this: I met Andrew Bird! I was at his house and so was Tami. But she didn't pay much attention to him, and when she left he confessed his attraction to her. "Damn!" I thought. "I must try to impress him somehow..." For some bizarre reason he left me in charge of his house, and suddenly, large wild animals started trashing everything. I am pretty sure Sara's dogs were there too. They ripped furniture, broke lamps and shattered something large and full of water. I was super stressed because I thought, "Now he will never like me!" And I frantically tried to restore order to the house, knowing I didn't have enough time.

Maybe my next post will be about the dream where I let some crazy kid hold a baby and she left it on the stove and burned off two of it's limbs.